whenever I go into my town hall I’m reminded that my headcanon for isabelle is that she’s the cutest little trans girl who is always coming to work with a freshly pressed skirt and her nicest little vest and she’s constantly trying not to freak out and make a…
who is her therapist? kapp’n?
imagine the number of sessions she’d have to do for her letter
hiiiiiiiiii does anyone want the peggyolson.tumblr.com url ???? i have it and it’s pointless of me to have it so
YES
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because i’ve been laying in bed dying all weekend, i haven’t spent any money besides friday.
being sick makes for a very frugal me.
i almost ordered pizza last night but the thought of getting dressed and interacting with the driver kept me from it.
maybe i should get sick every time it’s a rent check.
whenever I go into my town hall I’m reminded that my headcanon for isabelle is that she’s the cutest little trans girl who is always coming to work with a freshly pressed skirt and her nicest little vest and she’s constantly trying not to freak out and make a big deal out of the fact she’s working for the mayor but she’s just constantly really excited to be there and she’s just the cutest thing
why is she a trans girl
can puppies be trans?
1. BOOM not pregnant.
Yes I know we are all pretty cute (we like handsome) but we still can’t get you pregnant so like no unwanted pregnancies!
2. We know how to tr(eat) a girl ;)
Exactly what you think I mean. Like seriously, who else is better at it? Ok maybe lesbians are…What is this? No.
-As an aside, I DONT UNDERSTAND FEMALES AT ALL. They are all complicated, impossible, and like scaling the Great Wall of China blindfolded and with one leg made immobile.
-Why glorify the fact that we will never be able to see our partner carry a child that we know we created? (And yes I get implantation and all of that but in the “traditional sense.”)
-Why is swallowing even a thing on here?
-I’m so through with this list I can’t even.
lol.
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a successful day.
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22 year old elven rogue. i prefer bows over knives. i also enjoy chocolate, kittens, and yusuke urameshi.
Coelacanth-senpai…Notice me~
what a great coelacanth hunt
YESSSSS. I CAUGHT ONEEEEEE DJKALSDJKALDJALD
